So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
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