You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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