end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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