just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
You took a bar mat shot.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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