you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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