I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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