You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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