Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
And my parents said I crawled through the house
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
