At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
you had me at cake vodka
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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