I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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