People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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