is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
two words...techno handjob
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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