I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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