Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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