Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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