I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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