Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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