She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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