Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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