We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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