ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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