eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
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