Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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