Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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