I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Randomize
