so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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