So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
We got so high we made milksteak
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I'm always down for nudity.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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