Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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