You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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