wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Randomize
