I skipped work to stalk him.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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