we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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