That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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