eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
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