my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
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