I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
no more duck duck goose at the bar
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Randomize
