i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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