I just made out with a guy for $7.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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