I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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