i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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