Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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