I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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