do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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