Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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