Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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