My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
