I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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