I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
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