Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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