when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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