I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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