Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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