Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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