Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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