Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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