As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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